A race track description, Gordon Ramsay style

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 05/16/2015 at 11:40 • Filed to: Gordon Ramsay-like Hot Lap

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Describe a race track, as it runs, as if you’re Gordon Ramsay doing some cooking like the clip above. Use your favorite racing game. Go.

But honestly, I just want crispy squid.

Hot Takes Salesman > Wheelerguy 05/16/2015 at 14:04

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Laguna Seca

“You want to accelerate down the hill, brake brake. Change gear. Change gear. Turn.” *all said really quickly in an English accent. Screaming curses at person in passenger seat optional*

Wheelerguy > Hot Takes Salesman 05/16/2015 at 14:16

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You can do better than that. Exact gear selection, exact entry/exit speed, DRS strategy (for those that have them), non-DRS overtaking points, those kinds of stuff. Quite like what’s found here:

and here:

but more Gordon Ramsay. Also, you forgot: “Laguna Seca. Done”.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, START!